Who Let My Blog Out?
It was either this or "Holy Shit, Batman!"
May 22
May 16
C’mon in!
(Source: eyeonspringfield)
May 13
That last answer was all it took to get me excited for the upcoming season of The Bachelorette.
May 11
Zero
Q. whats worse than getting back a test with a zero?
A. getting back a test with 100%. brag about it. quit from school. then find out it wasent really yours. you got zero.
May 04
May the Fourth be with you.
And may the First, Second, & Third lay untouched in your DVD case.
(via paulgulyas)
May 03
(via thebluthcompany)
May 02
Oh yeah, back in SC, I took some dance classes. (I’m back row, 2nd from the left)
Never would’ve found him without the directions.
“Welcome to Itchy and Scratchyland, where nothing can possib-lie go wrong. Uh, possibLY go wrong. That’s the first thing that’s ever gone wrong.”
Apr 27
My second favorite AD line of all time!
I cannot wait for the new season, you guys!!!
(via thebluthcompany)
Apr 22
Hi I’m Harvey Weinstein and this has just been GREENLIT!!!
I want to see this movie a million times.
(Source: untitledscreenplays)
“Shit, Larry, I can’t figure out what to put on this label. What’s it called when it’s a dog but it’s like, not a grown-up dog yet? It’s a tiny dog.
No, Larry, not a Corgi. I’m talking about all dogs. What are all little, tiny, brand-new dogs called?
No, Larry, the world I’m looking for isn’t ‘cute.’
Damn it! It’s on the tip of my tongue. Cats have kittens, humans have babies, dogs have…
Fuck it, they’ll know what I mean.”
Apr 20
Go NY Go NY Go. #Knicks
This is one of those things that tears us Nutmeggers apart!
Damn you, sports!!!!
